Urban Eskimo

Bash Biggs Tournament

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Burt Blaze

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NostradaVus

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I'll come thru with kung fu, you can call me Wu-tang
cuz I'm running thru you... like I was Lui Kang.

NostradaVus

This BITCH WAS TARDY for his CHRISTMAS PARTY, he had to MAKE AN ENTRANCE/
I'll reLAY THE MESSAGE, no WAY RESPECTED...you should "follow the signs" and TAKE THE EXIT//(Top right corner of pic)

ya can't SLAY THE TEXT KID, 2 rounds, I been BURNING THE GUY ain't a WORD OF A LIE/
he OPENED HIS VEST and POKES OUT HIS CHEST that ain't a SHIRT AND A TIE...just the result of BURGER'S AND FRIES//(white chest)

I'll be EARNING THE PRIZE colLECT IT IN ADVANCE can't reSPECT HIM WITH HIS STANCE/
you shoulda TOOK NICER PICS your buddy LOOKS LIKE A DICK, he shoulda KEPT IT IN HIS PANTS//(Shirt)

I'll PEPPER HIM WITH RANTS, the SCRIPTIN IS SWIRLED, I'm RIPPIN HIS WORLD/
ur 'Da Biggest' cuz comPARING UR BREASTS...you got more HAIR ON UR CHEST, but bigger TITS THAN UR GIRL//

my hits send ya curled in the corner when I spit out a rap...I'll bring out the facts/
this is prolly the first picture from you and scripture from me B-boys seen with-out a cap//

I'll SHIT OUT THIS CAT, he's RAPPIN LIGHT, DIE IN A TOMB spit the WACKEST MIC TRYS IN THE WOMB/
EVEN AS A MAN, he ain't PLEASIN FRIENDS LIKE "DAMN! your tryna be the BLACKEST WHITE GUY IN THE ROOM"//(shirt and pants)



Peace, Good Luck Burt.

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I'll come thru with kung fu, you can call me Wu-tang
cuz I'm running thru you... like I was Lui Kang.

Burt Blaze

You rollin with 2 trannys and a butch dyke, could win first place
If you was in a drag show against Nathan Lane from the bird Cage
Ain't buy your girl a dress when you spent all the money to stay not a bit sober
So you wrapped her in aluminum foil...and we'll just call her the left over
I can tell that you fidget around women, in your awkward type of stance
When you posin like you don't know where the hell to put your hands
Now I see why you're wearin hats in every other pic I've seen
Cause your forehead looks like it could double as a movie projection screen
So Biggs is chubby Johnny Cash, the man in black, I guess it fits you
But no bling? The shiniest thing at this party is the tinsel
And you're really some friend, treatin your people great
Puttin their pics online sayin "here, bash on my double date"

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aNiMoCiTy

Nos:

This BITCH WAS TARDY for his CHRISTMAS PARTY, he had to MAKE AN ENTRANCE/
I'll reLAY THE MESSAGE, no WAY RESPECTED...you should "follow the signs" and TAKE THE EXIT//(Top right corner of pic)

that was a light diss but it applied im just not sure how it disses him personally

ya can't SLAY THE TEXT KID, 2 rounds, I been BURNING THE GUY ain't a WORD OF A LIE/
he OPENED HIS VEST and POKES OUT HIS CHEST that ain't a SHIRT AND A TIE...just the result of BURGER'S AND FRIES//(white chest)

nice jab at his chubby friend first line was all filler though

I'll be EARNING THE PRIZE colLECT IT IN ADVANCE can't reSPECT HIM WITH HIS STANCE/
you shoulda TOOK NICER PICS your buddy LOOKS LIKE A DICK, he shoulda KEPT IT IN HIS PANTS//(Shirt)

yeah I thought the same thing when I saw the pic another nice jab but you might be using too many lines about his friend

I'll PEPPER HIM WITH RANTS, the SCRIPTIN IS SWIRLED, I'm RIPPIN HIS WORLD/
ur 'Da Biggest' cuz comPARING UR BREASTS...you got more HAIR ON UR CHEST, but bigger TITS THAN UR GIRL//

ok a pretty decent bar another nice little jab like this one the best so far

my hits send ya curled in the corner when I spit out a rap...I'll bring out the facts/
this is prolly the first picture from you and scripture from me B-boys seen with-out a cap//

another nice jab this was more of pointing out something then a diss I feel

I'll SHIT OUT THIS CAT, he's RAPPIN LIGHT, DIE IN A TOMB spit the WACKEST MIC TRYS IN THE WOMB/
EVEN AS A MAN, he ain't PLEASIN FRIENDS LIKE "DAMN! your tryna be the BLACKEST WHITE GUY IN THE ROOM"//(shirt and pants)

I like this bar clever way to include everything in the pic throughout your whole verse

Blaze:

You rollin with 2 trannys and a butch dyke, could win first place
If you was in a drag show against Nathan Lane from the bird Cage

shit nice hit lol had me laughing a lil

Ain't buy your girl a dress when you spent all the money to stay not a bit sober
So you wrapped her in aluminum foil...and we'll just call her the left over

nah it didnt hit for me kinda generic

I can tell that you fidget around women, in your awkward type of stance
When you posin like you don't know where the hell to put your hands

another nice hit way to study the picture I didnt notice this at all now im laughing at it

Now I see why you're wearin hats in every other pic I've seen
Cause your forehead looks like it could double as a movie projection screen

ok now this line about him not wearing hats was a diss unlike nos's much better way to go about it

So Biggs is chubby Johnny Cash, the man in black, I guess it fits you
But no bling? The shiniest thing at this party is the tinsel

oh shit another good diss kinda generic but its a roast-like bar and thats what this is

And you're really some friend, treatin your people great
Puttin their pics online sayin "here, bash on my double date"

nah bruh didn't do it for me

breakdown:

Punches : Burt Blaze
Flow : Nos easily
Multis: Nos
Descriptive details: Nos
Consistency : Burt Blaze
Humor and Enjoyment : Burt Blaze

Categories dead even I have to go with the one who spent the most time focusing on Bashing Biggs and thats burt, Nos you spent the whole battle on flow and multis and making sure you talked about the whole picture I think this is more about bashing biggs its like a roast, burt you didn't rhyme very smoothly though it seemed like you didn't really care about schemes in this one but it was enough to win.

Vote : Burt Blaze

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(4-2) (2kos)

Wins: Burt Blaze, philosophies, black7series, Poizon Jk

Losses : Sound, Rudy

NostradaVus

The shirt and tie diss was at Biggs...not his buddy

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I'll come thru with kung fu, you can call me Wu-tang
cuz I'm running thru you... like I was Lui Kang.

aNiMoCiTy

you said white chest he had a white tie but trust me homie that wouldnt have made tthe difference in the battle

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(4-2) (2kos)

Wins: Burt Blaze, philosophies, black7series, Poizon Jk

Losses : Sound, Rudy

Rudy

Nos

I def liked your flow, but I didnt laugh while readin your verse, although it was ill sounding with decent punches you missed out on the roasting part,
IMO

Burt

I got a laugh out of your verse but I was expecting more from ya, I didnt find schemes complex which was the missing key to your funny lines

V/Burt Blaze

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Now if i only had some fuckking hair
I'd pull it,
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Before the ambulance came too late to do it - Em

Methodic

notradavus, still with the 1980 caps locked multis? really

only bars i liked was the bigger tits than your girl & that without a cap line was clever & true.

burt blaze. verse was lackin yo, only lines i fuck with was the hands line & double date
you did have the cap line, but i liked nostradavus' bar better.

close battle for me.

vote - nostradavus

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PoizonusJK

vote=burt blaze...

nostra had a bunch of schemes, but they were forced wordin in many ways...the punches were kinda bland, tho' there was a couple aiight concepts behind 'em...you can drop mad multies an still have the punches connect hard, but you gotta be real good with the schemes...just havin it rhyme isn't enough, the schemes have to really be smooth...

burt didn't have much technical prowess in his verse, which made it kinda bland to read, but he had some comical lines in there...the movie projection screen was a good diss, an the opener was aiight too...i always tell you to up your technical side in your battles, cuz if you did you'd have a lot more impact in your lines, but it is what it is...

cool match, but yeah...nostra's schemes lacked substance, an when you base most of ya verse off multies, they have to be super nice...burt had some cool punches, tho' he didn't have the schemes nostra did...pz

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Blaze:

You rollin with 2 trannys and a butch dyke, could win first place
If you was in a drag show against Nathan Lane from the bird Cage
This opener was iight...not too crazy about it

Ain't buy your girl a dress when you spent all the money to stay not a bit sober
So you wrapped her in aluminum foil...and we'll just call her the left over
LMAO...nice nice

I can tell that you fidget around women, in your awkward type of stance
When you posin like you don't know where the hell to put your hands
Haha...good observation

Now I see why you're wearin hats in every other pic I've seen
Cause your forehead looks like it could double as a movie projection screen
Nahh...this one was kinda corny bro LOL

So Biggs is chubby Johnny Cash, the man in black, I guess it fits you
But no bling? The shiniest thing at this party is the tinsel
This was iite...kinda basic

And you're really some friend, treatin your people great
Puttin their pics online sayin "here, bash on my double date"
Decent closer


Nostradavus

This BITCH WAS TARDY for his CHRISTMAS PARTY, he had to MAKE AN ENTRANCE/
I'll reLAY THE MESSAGE, no WAY RESPECTED...you should "follow the signs" and TAKE THE EXIT//(Top right corner of pic)
LMAOO...killer opener

ya can't SLAY THE TEXT KID, 2 rounds, I been BURNING THE GUY ain't a WORD OF A LIE/
he OPENED HIS VEST and POKES OUT HIS CHEST that ain't a SHIRT AND A TIE...just the result of BURGER'S AND FRIES//(white chest)
The rhyme scheme is bananas but as far as the material goes, it doesn't make sense if u think about it....

I'll be EARNING THE PRIZE colLECT IT IN ADVANCE can't reSPECT HIM WITH HIS STANCE/
you shoulda TOOK NICER PICS your buddy LOOKS LIKE A DICK, he shoulda KEPT IT IN HIS PANTS//(Shirt)
Nahh...this was not that great, bro

I'll PEPPER HIM WITH RANTS, the SCRIPTIN IS SWIRLED, I'm RIPPIN HIS WORLD/
ur 'Da Biggest' cuz comPARING UR BREASTS...you got more HAIR ON UR CHEST, but bigger TITS THAN UR GIRL//
Rhyme scheme is obviously decent again, the material is sort of basic...if this was exclusively a "who has a better flow" battle...you would've taken this BY FAR...but I'm not diggin' the material here

my hits send ya curled in the corner when I spit out a rap...I'll bring out the facts/
this is prolly the first picture from you and scripture from me B-boys seen with-out a cap//
Nice...I liked the "first picture from you and scripture from me" wording...very nice

I'll SHIT OUT THIS CAT, he's RAPPIN LIGHT, DIE IN A TOMB spit the WACKEST MIC TRYS IN THE WOMB/
EVEN AS A MAN, he ain't PLEASIN FRIENDS LIKE "DAMN! your tryna be the BLACKEST WHITE GUY IN THE ROOM"//(shirt and pants)
Nahh...closer is pretty weak

Overall, I REALLY enjoyed reading both verses....Nostradavus's verse was REALLLL nice in the flow department and I was gonna vote for him when I read the battles the first couple of times...HOWEVER, when I actually looked past the flow and dived deeper into the material...Blaze definitely took this one from Nostra...Blaze's flow was decent and his material was VERY consistent, hard-hitting, and made me laugh when I read it. Although Blaze's flow was decent, it was obviously not as good as Nostra's flow, BUT his material was MUCH better and that's why I vote for: BLAZE

PLEASE VOTE ON MY BATTLE, PEEPS

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Nos:

This BITCH WAS TARDY for his CHRISTMAS PARTY, he had to MAKE AN ENTRANCE/
I'll reLAY THE MESSAGE, no WAY RESPECTED...you should "follow the signs" and TAKE THE EXIT//(Top right corner of pic)
nice schemes and that, but the punch was all over the place, as in sloppy

ya can't SLAY THE TEXT KID, 2 rounds, I been BURNING THE GUY ain't a WORD OF A LIE/
he OPENED HIS VEST and POKES OUT HIS CHEST that ain't a SHIRT AND A TIE...just the result of BURGER'S AND FRIES//(white chest)
punch was OKAY but 'ya can't SLAY THE TEXT KID' was a woefully forced rhyme

I'll be EARNING THE PRIZE colLECT IT IN ADVANCE can't reSPECT HIM WITH HIS STANCE/
you shoulda TOOK NICER PICS your buddy LOOKS LIKE A DICK, he shoulda KEPT IT IN HIS PANTS//(Shirt)
this was good but why the explanation for and no reference in the actual setup??

I'll PEPPER HIM WITH RANTS, the SCRIPTIN IS SWIRLED, I'm RIPPIN HIS WORLD/
ur 'Da Biggest' cuz comPARING UR BREASTS...you got more HAIR ON UR CHEST, but bigger TITS THAN UR GIRL//
average

my hits send ya curled in the corner when I spit out a rap...I'll bring out the facts/
this is prolly the first picture from you and scripture from me B-boys seen with-out a cap//
haha, i get now, this was tight. still, the wording was a lil shakey but def your best.

I'll SHIT OUT THIS CAT, he's RAPPIN LIGHT, DIE IN A TOMB spit the WACKEST MIC TRYS IN THE WOMB/
EVEN AS A MAN, he ain't PLEASIN FRIENDS LIKE "DAMN! your tryna be the BLACKEST WHITE GUY IN THE ROOM"//(shirt and pants)
the resulting rhymes were good, idk about the rest of it though.


Blaze:

You rollin with 2 trannys and a butch dyke, could win first place
If you was in a drag show against Nathan Lane from the bird Cage
opening description was good but the rest was... meh

Ain't buy your girl a dress when you spent all the money to stay not a bit sober
So you wrapped her in aluminum foil...and we'll just call her the left over
poor wording

I can tell that you fidget around women, in your awkward type of stance
When you posin like you don't know where the hell to put your hands
haha, this was cool

Now I see why you're wearin hats in every other pic I've seen
Cause your forehead looks like it could double as a movie projection screen
projection screen was a lame metaphor

So Biggs is chubby Johnny Cash, the man in black, I guess it fits you
But no bling? The shiniest thing at this party is the tinsel
this was good i thought

And you're really some friend, treatin your people great
Puttin their pics online sayin "here, bash on my double date"wording was sloppy, though what you're saying is on point

nos, you had some good ideas and a few okay rhymes but you also alot of slop. I don't understand how someone using so many syllabes has to still explain pretty much ALL his rhymes. also, why stretch your lines out if you're only gonna use filler. YOU DON'T NEED SCHEMES, and forcing rhymes is to be avoided... maybe try a more concise verse and see how it goes.

blaze, you had a couple of good bars but very bad wording at parts. you can do better then this, just try harder next time i guess.

i going with blaze cause he had a few more overall good punches than nos. blaze didn't have the best schemes but he didn't have any forced rhymes making his verse seem amatuerish either, peas

VOTE: THE BB-CUP BANDIT

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Doin' time was fulla stress G... all the...
fightings and stabbings and men finding men sexy
one tried to test me... didn't find it humourous
beat him with a pillow case filled with cans a tuna fish
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Urban Eskimo

Burt wins 5-1.


KOS

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